I once caught a stoat wild and free
he refused to take the knee
he said rascism stinks
unless you're a minx
so we knew that he came from Tralee

There once was a weasel called Stoatey
when he spoke he was noticeably throaty
he ran through the trees with elegant ease
and sported a fashionable goatie

There once was a cheeky young stoat
Who loved to play with his scroat
He tickled the anus 
of poor little Janice
and then shat his scroat down her throat