I’m sitting here and knitting on the bench
with periwinkle twinkle in the eye
to knit one perl one then to do one french
and then to light a fag and bid goodbye
its time for me to go now on a ride
the beaches beckon and the surf is up
upon the horses white ones side by side
I musht agree to wear sporty cup
The back is not the besht you know today
to bend is to accept defeat in war
I tried to lift a horses arse some hay
and then I found my legs are very sore
to bend is to accept defeat in war
I tried to lift a horses arse some hay
and then I found my legs are very sore
When will the doctor nexst pronounce his best
to check my ups and downs and inner thigh
he tried to look around beneath my breasts
but only found a wet shchlap in the eye
I’m not long for the world or so he said
I’m not too worried though as is my way
I never think that he is too well read
and I don’t trust a culchy that is grey
I’m not too worried though as is my way
I never think that he is too well read
and I don’t trust a culchy that is grey
I never knew my children would be bold
they never send me money or a card
no matter if I shiver or be cold
alone here in the home it is so hard
my room is up for transfer in the night
I think my time is spent and I’ll be dumped
they told me to pack up all my old shit
in rooms it seems I always get gazumped.
I think my time is spent and I’ll be dumped
they told me to pack up all my old shit
in rooms it seems I always get gazumped.
2014